“Let them call you stupid. Let them call you morons. Let them call you tryhards. Wear it as a badge of honor. Because every day, we get stronger and they get weaker.”
Diane Ransom
Communications Director
“Our target demographic? Kids who swap Triumph motors into even worse cars”
Dick Perfect
Good Ol’ Boy
“HEY DI, REMEMBER THAT TIME WE TRICKED DUBYA INTO SIGNING HIS AUTOGRAPH ON RALPH NADER'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY?”
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